Death by Chocolate Cake

I’ve only met one person who doesn’t like chocolate, so I’m assuming that the information I’m about to give is crucial to most. The best chocolate cake in Rhode Island is in your midst, as Gregg’s Restaurant has several locations (Providence, Warwick, East Providence, and North Kingstown). Go to one.

Gregg’s Restaurant is your classic family diner, featuring home-style meals and friendly servers. What makes Gregg’s different from the rest is their chocolate cake, aptly named “Death by Chocolate Cake,” which made me realize that this is how I’d like to die.

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Grandma and her chocolate cake not pictured

Though Gregg’s cake is “to die for,” my grandmother’s homemade chocolate takes the cake for me. But since my grandma’s baking is better than your grandma’s baking, Gregg’s will be your favorite.

This slice of cake is as big as your face, so don’t be tempted when someone asks to split a slice with you. Be strong, and say no. Get your own.

“Death by Chocolate Cake” will send you to heaven if you have enough self-control to eat only one slice. If you’re like me, it will send you straight to Hell for gluttony.

Protip: Take a shot of RumChata (will pair perfectly with chocolate cake) every time you read the word “cake” in this article. Actually, don’t. You’d die.

2 Comments

  1. Kathy

    Great article. Makes me consider suicide by chocolate cake. One of my favorite treats.

  2. Kristine

    Looks like I need to make a trip to Gregg’s in Rhode Island! You convinced me!

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