In 
rown Town 
they say 
that there’s only one way in and one way out 
.
That means you are stuck here for the next four years 
!
There’s a rumor that it’s the happiest place on Earth
. Apparently people run around the library 
and hand out donuts too! There are super smart 
and cool people 
here. If you want to be smart and cool, you have to forward this article to 10 people
or else you will have a horrible semester. If you get fewer than 5 articles back, you will gain the freshman 15
. If you get 5 articles back, you will be just about as popular as a certain statue on campus 
. If you get more than 10 articles back 
, that means you’re lucky enough to graduate 
from the coolest 
Ivy there is 
.
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