The Brown Barrel is an alliance of Brown’s written and performance comedy groups. This column runs twice a week. The first is short written humor, the second foretells upcoming comedy events.
Internal Memo from the Month of March Branding Department
Listen up, idiots. We’re losing out and we all know why. People think they’ve got us figured out with this “In like a lion, out like a lamb” bullshit—as if we’re just a bridge between our two biggest competitors. Translation: we’re getting our asses HANDED to us by a month that doesn’t even know how many days it has.
So I’m throwing some cutting-edge ideas right at your face. SLICE (they’re making that sound because they’re sharp)! Now it’s time for you bastards to grab it, run with it, dodge three tacklers and dive into the end zone. BAM— I’m going to Disneyworld! Continue Reading