Hallie Cantor

Less popular piñata prizes

carrots
toothpaste
tacks
novels
pants
batteries
custard
snakes
paint
hair
cutlery
eggs
sawdust
a beehive
chess pieces
fine china
manure
babies
nitroglycerine
Good & Plenties

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Note to the editor:
The voicemail in which you left me this column assignment was sort of staticky, so I wasn’t 100% clear on what the topic is supposed to be. Please accept these possible outlines for now.

THE PRIDES OF MARCH
● Getting through midterms.
● Finally shaking that cold.

THE TIDES OF MARCH
● High tide.
● Low tide.
● Medium tide.

THE SIDES OF MARCH
● Caramelized brussel sprouts.
● Roasted asparagus.
● Sauteed cabbage with spring onions. Continue Reading