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Free food digest: November 14, 2012

Eat free or dine trying.
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A Day in the Life of a Medical Student
CareerLAB
5-6:30 p.m.

Get a glimpse at the shockingly exciting lives of medical students while enjoying Pizza Pie-er. Or something like that.

Art of Science Biomed Exhibit
Sidney Frank
5-7 p.m.

What is it with medical things and free food today? Whatever, they’ll have refreshments, and some type of artwork that you can astutely critique.

Urban Studies DUG: “The Iconic Ghetto” with Professor Elijah Anderson
29 Manning St.
7-8 p.m.

The always classic “light refreshments” will be ripe for the picking starting at 6:30, but feel free to stay late if “leading urban ethnographers” is a phrase that trips your trigger.

November 14, 2012   No Comments   Tags: ,

Free food digest: November 7, 2012

Now that you’ve voted, eat free or dine trying.
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Pride in Business Kickoff
Salomon 203
5:30-6:30 p.m.

Learn about inclusivity in the business world while chowing down on free Chipotle.

Urban Studies DUG: Urban Music Festivals in Nashville, Austin, and Newport
Urban Studies Seminar Room, 29 Manning St.
7-8 p.m.

Arrive at 6:30 for the food, then listen to some musical wisdom from Jay Sweet, producer of the Newport Folk Festival and founder of the Sweet & Doggett music consulting firm.

 

November 7, 2012   No Comments   Tags: , ,

Time-waster of the day: November 2, 2012

The recent announcement of Disney’s purchase of Lucasfilm means that Star Wars has been on our minds the past few days, but we’d be fools to think that this space saga is only important to us Americans. Let us turn our attention to Turkey, the source of undoubtedly the weirdest Star Wars adaptation in history — and by adaptation I mean “blatant misuse of material in the service of B-grade film.”

“Leonidas, I am your father!”

Feast your eyes upon Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam – The Man Who Saved the World, in Turkish — and its absurd whole-cloth lifting of Star Wars scenes directly from the original, as well as its confusing use of the Raiders of the Lost Ark theme song. Why does the Vader-like figure have horns on his head? Why does the Skywalker-like figure have the martial arts skills of Bruce Lee’s 4th-string backup? And why are both factions using muppets as cannon fodder? Guess this galaxy is a lot farther away than we thought.

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November 2, 2012   No Comments   Tags: , , ,

FlogDailyHerald: “Any carrel but that carrel, any carrel but that– uggghhhhh…” Edition

Many students at Brown, regardless of their present concentration, grew up reading fabulous literature — classics such as Frog and Toad, In the Night Kitchen, and Shel Silverstein’s various nightmare visions of poetry.

Shel took all his classes S/NC, and look where HE went

When we grew older, we learned of the glories of science fiction, that magical realm where galactic empires rose and fell, robots battled from dusk til dawn, and farm boys from desert planets made out with their sisters. Truly, those were the boldest visions of the imagination.

Occupying one of the loftiest positions in the genre was, is, and forever shall be Ender’s Game, Orson Scott Card’s classic novel of youth-turned-soldier in the service of humanity. Without giving too much away, at one point in the novel a group of child-commanders are controlling a computer simulation of a space battle. Their ships are equipped with an amazing weapon that, when detonated, forms an ever-expanding sphere of energy that basically turns whatever matter is around it into space dust. Every time the wave of destruction hits a new thing, it grows more powerful until it finally eats up all it can and then dissipates.

The aliens in the simulation start out ignorant of the weapon’s power. The children fire it into the tightly-packed ships and the cosmic death sphere expands rapidly, eating them all up. Easy victory. In later computer battles, though, the enemy’s AI gradually realizes that if the ships spread themselves out and avoid bunching up, the explosion of one won’t allow the wave of destruction to reach the whole fleet. They become harder to eradicate and better equipped for revenge.

All of which is to say: don’t take the carrel right next to someone in the library.

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October 28, 2012   No Comments   Tags: , , ,

But seriously, when is Halloweekend?

What a warm, nutmeg-filled burden we bear

When is Halloweekend?

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With the 31st falling on a Wednesday this year, all of Brunonia is confused as to which set of days truly counts as Halloweekend. We’re already having our heads split in two by midterms, so the last thing we need to worry about is which Friday night will be the Friday night we break out our set of prosthetic feet and ears and become the first hobbit to do kegstands on top of the statue of Marcus Aurelius. Can’t decide on a weekend to live large?  Friends, we must resolve this issue. Before you let us know when you think Halloween should be, let’s open it up for discussion.

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October 24, 2012   6 Comments   Tags: , , , ,

PollerBears: Midterm Edition

“No amigos, this is not a hat, I am absorbing knowledge through osmosis. Whoaaaaa I need to sleep, hahaha!”

The semester’s honeymoon period is officially over. You’ve spent enough time in class that most professors think you deserve to be tested on it. So, paper prompts come out. Review sessions light the midnight lamps. TAs begin the long, arduous journey towards conquering your panic attacks and begin to curse the day they told 20 freshman they could “email at any time if you have questions.” We’re all in the same position, although some of us more than others (we know all about your tearful attempts to reserve a carrel in the SciLi for the whole month of October, don’t try to hide). Extricate yourself from the mental waterboarding for a sec and let us know how deep you’ve sunk into the mire that is midterm season.

We're all neck-deep in midterms. What's your current level of inhumanity?

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October 15, 2012   2 Comments   Tags: , , ,

Time-waster of the day: October 12, 2012

I AM A STAND-IN FOR SIMBA!

Yeah, the campaigns have been brutal. Yeah, the attack ads have been flying. Yeah, Obama’s still using that weird hand gesture from ’08 and Ryan’s hair makes him look like Count von Count. But that doesn’t mean the candidates can’t, now and then, engage in some time-honored American pasttimes to get some pep back in their step.  And what’s better than holding babies?

From Reuters, the folks that brought you “We Actually Report On Real News,” comes this rare tongue-in-cheek photospread. It’s priceless. Trust me.

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October 12, 2012   No Comments   Tags: , , ,

PollerBears: Fall Weekend edition

CareerLAB is not prepared to deal with this type of CV

Ah, yes. It’s that time of year again: Fall Weekend, that lovely three-day holiday where we steadfastly refuse all attempts to honor that one European dude despite the fact that we’re totally taking the day off anyways. Try explaining that one to your friends back home.

Politics aside, how will YOU be filling the hours during this most historic of breaks?

What are your Fall Weekend plans?

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October 5, 2012   No Comments   Tags: , ,

A freshman’s guide to Wriston Quad

where the party's at

You can feel the changes already: one month into the semester and you’re actually (somewhat) acclimated to life at Brown. You’ve figured out your classes (and took the S/NC jump), you have more than two people to sit with in the Ratty (and finally got that creepy dude off your back), and are well on your way to comprehending the difference between credits and points (one of them is for muffins only, right?).  Looks like the only things left to master are homework and living for the weekend.

Oh, right…the weekend.

There are a lot of activities I could advocate for and against here, but for brevity’s sake, this post will deal with the locale where a lot of them will probably take place: Wriston Quad. One-armed Caesar Augustus has seen enough shenanigans in his day (and survived a hurricane!), so make his rusty visage proud by handling yourself like a champ in these situations.

But I’m basically Ansel Adams!

As inebriation and the hysteria of seeing your best friend from POLS 40 in the basement of Sigma set in, cameras and iPhones will inevitably be yanked out of purses and pockets. Like a well-built piece of flypaper, anything with a camera in it causes the more narcissistic of us to flock towards the flash. So go easy on the party’s flow – don’t take more than two pictures of the same group of people. Stick to one serious, one funny. You’ll wake up the next morning and not remember half of their names, so make the tagging easier and keep your photo seminars brief.

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October 3, 2012   1 Comment   Tags: , , , , ,

FlogDailyHerald: Let’s do something about the SciLi Desert, shall we?

There’s a devastating scene in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, in the opening, tone-setting portion of the movie. C-3PO and R2-D2, droids carrying fabulous secrets, crash land in the barren wastes of the planet Tatooine and immediately survey their surroundings, intent on making their way to civilization. As they gaze about, nothing but sand dunes and craggy, parched rock stretches away to the horizon. It is a landscape devoid of culture, of habitable climes, of — we might say — emotion and morals. They are alone in the caustic backwater of the galaxy, and there is no way out.

To make a long story short: let’s get the quad in front of the SciLi renovated already.

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September 26, 2012   1 Comment   Tags: , ,