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Lunch: Ratty. Both dining halls are offering something “stuffed,” but the V-Dub’s “stuffed shells with sauce” is a bit too vague for us to completely trust.

Dinner: V-Dub. Sure, having “chicken broccoli pasta alfredo” alongside just “broccoli pasta alfredo” might look lazy, but think of it as a really, really obvious attempt to accommodate you vegetarians out there!

Lunch: V-Dub. Chicken fingers plus enchilada bar–a Friday staple just got better.

Dinner: Ratty by default.  With the V-dub offering the dubious combination of Fisherman’s Pie in Puff Pastry and Cheese Raviolis with Vodka Sauce, we don’t even have to check the menu to know it’s a Ratty night.

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Lunch: Ratty. On a day when both lunch offerings seem rather questionable, the Ratty just has more options. Besides, the Cornish pasty and Nacho bar combination offers a daring Anglo-Mexican fusion sure to delight.

Dinner: Ratty. It all comes down to whether you like your baked scrod garden style or in a puff pastry. We’ll pass on the flaky crust.

Some of these cakes are very bad. Some of them are very good. But all of these are more exciting than the flat sheet cakes in the V-Dub.

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Our favorite is the guy who manages to brag about the size of his house while throwing in that he lost his baby in it. If we were his baby, we’d be hiding from him, too.

Lunch: Ratty. Solely because of the Hawaiian pizza. It’s February in Providence, and anything with the word “Hawaiian” in it sounds pretty good to us.

Dinner: V-Dub. The Mexican salad bar and stir fry station win this round. The V-Dub also wins in part because the Ratty’s dinner menu seems to be the exact same as its lunch menu, leading us to wonder how good that Hawaiian pizza would be after sitting out all day.

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Lunch: V-Dub

Chicken Finger Friday trumps BBQ beef sandwich and bulgar-stuffed pepper (whatever that is) any day.

Dinner: V-Dub

Shephard’s pie and pad thai are definitely safer bets than the musical-sounding pasta and seafood medley and the week-old Asian noodle bar.