It’s a slow news day, but you can always count on Banner to provide some entertainment. Updating your address for the summer? You have lots of flexibility—like having your mail sent back to the 1980s.

Wait, maybe The Simpsons was on to something.

Juniors were permitted to register in a haphazard and unannounced fashion at approximately 8:16 a.m.

Outrage could still be heard in the Sharpe Refrectory at breakfast time — and all over the internet. Reactions could even be heard from Europe.

all we want to do is enjoy our senior year: