“Show me someone who claims to not want the Wi-Fi password and I’ll show you a liar”
— me five minutes ago
As a senior living off campus and being thrust out of the comfort of the Brown Wi-Fi network, I’ve become increasingly aware of connecting to different networks around College Hill. This perpetual quest for Wi-Fi has illuminated the extent to which people in Providence take their Wi-Fi network naming seriously. In classic Brown fashion, these names really speak for themselves.
Without further ado, I present to you a list of College Hill’s best Wi-Fi network names on College Hill ranked by category:
Most location specific:
This network name is genius because of its proximity to Yan’s Cuisine and the fact that it is owned by students who have nothing to do with Yan’s Cuisine. This is an April Fools dream all-year-round. Not so secretly wishing I had thought of something like this.
Honorable mentions: Cheers to the Governor, Papa John’s, G Spot (located above G Spot Salon)
Most likely to make you feel like you’re being watched:
Definitely no Napster, LimeWire, or MegaVideo here (#tbt).
Best use of popular culture:
Winner: [Borat Voice] my wifi
Looks like we’ve all upgraded from the iPod Mini. Very nice!
Runners Up: BillNyeTheWifiGuy, Adventure timeeee, and Bruce Wayne