Christmas came early. Actually, Christmas was canceled because Santa decided he couldn’t top this.
In case you don’t know what
the Internet is I’m talking about, Beyoncé unexpectedly released her self-titled fifth studio album on iTunes in the wee hours this morning, singlehandedly annihilating every other musical artist ever.
The album features fourteen songs and seventeen videos and includes a killer line-up of musical guests, including Drake, Jay Z, Justin Timberlake, Pharrell, Timbaland, Frank Ocean, Drake, the two other chicks from Destiny’s Child (just kidding, we love you Michelle… sort of) and, in typical Jay Z-Beyoncé fashion, her infant. (Just kidding, we actually really do love you Blue Ivy. Like, a lot.) Continue Reading