Sleeves are for losers! You’ll be missing out on all of the fun if you don’t get yourself a bro tank. They’re unisex, machine washable and here to stay, so here are some guidelines for navigating the clusterfuck of Facebook invites from your friends and the randoms that are trying to tell you how to dress this month.
Important aside: In order for tanks to be printed by most websites, a predetermined number of people have to place their orders before a specific deadline. If the tanks don’t hit their goal, they won’t be printed and your credit card won’t get charged – but you also won’t get a tank, so keep track of the status of the ones you’ve ordered.
The line-up: (Some of these campaigns have already expired, and of course we couldn’t catalogue them all, but here are some of the big players you’ll be seeing on campus)
Drunkest Kitty – Get ready for their ferocious feline appearance in April. That kitten is cute and drunk–two adjectives that we would love to be synonymous but with humans almost never are.
Ya Bish, Bish Don’t Kill My Vibe, Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe – Have we mentioned that we’re excited to have Kendrick Lamar here on 4/20? You might want to opt for the non-explicit tanks if you’re friends with your grandma on Facebook.