Shots.

Flu shots, that is!

Starting this week, Health Services will be offering free flu shots from 10 a.m.–4 p.m. Wednesday through Friday in the lower lobby of the Campus Center. The free shots will be offered through the week of October 19th.

Before you make some BS excuse—”side effects,” “overvaccination,” or “the owies” (seriously?)— consider this: influenza is the eighth largest cause of death in the U.S.

Okay, that’s mostly a scare tactic: the people who die of the flu are mostly old people and young children. But still, you don’t want to be sick when you’re hooking up with that hottie or (more likely) studying for finals. So get in line and get pricked!