Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on March 7, 2003:

“A diamond to the Navy seaman who discovered the world’s biggest Cheeto. Forget Cancun – this year we’re going to Alguna, Iowa, for spring break.”

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Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on September 17, 2004:

And a diamond to the brilliant Brunonian who thought to affix a Jägermeister bottle to the paw of the statue of the bear outside Faunce House. Next up, wanna find a donkey, feed it some beer?

Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on December 1, 2006:

A diamond to Dean of Admission Jim Miller ’73, who framed this year’s drop in early decision applications as evidence that “ED fever is swelling down a little bit.” Because everyone can support a decline in on-campus ED.

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Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on September 16, 2005:

A diamond to M-Sex, FemSex’s new sibling workshop. For far too long, women have freely and openly talked about sex while the topic remained taboo among men, even in private conversation. Our society was so centered on female sexuality that men didn’t even feel comfortable discussing what made them feel good. Thank goodness M-Sex will begin to change all that.

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Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on November 4, 2005:

A cubic zirconium to the imminent death of the hard-copy Course Announcement Bulletin. Paper doesn’t crash or do maintenance during prime time. On the other hand, paper doesn’t involve fun-to-use pull-down menus.

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Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on March 4, 2005:

A cubic zirconium to the 24-hour study space coming to a SciLi near you. The renovated area will be an important asset late at night, at least for those students too lazy to walk 25 feet over to the CIT.

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Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on January 28, 2005:

Cubic zirconium to the 16,800 aspirants to the class of 2009. We love that your blood, sweat and personal statement sob stories will raise Brown’s selectivity and our U.S. News ranking, but the fact that the class of 2006 was the least selective in the last decade has us looking over our shoulders – a lot.

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Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on October 29, 2004:

A diamond to the Corporation – you know, those guys in suits on campus this weekend to hand out financial aid IOUs to transfer and RUE students (we hope).

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Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on October 29, 2004:

A diamond to the great OPPORTUNITIES!!!! available to graduates. We came to Brown hoping to be meat slicers in West Palm Beach, but that was before we found out about the pants-pressing opportunities in neighboring Connecticut. Sign us up!

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