A diamond to M-Sex, FemSex’s new sibling workshop. For far too long, women have freely and openly talked about sex while the topic remained taboo among men, even in private conversation. Our society was so centered on female sexuality that men didn’t even feel comfortable discussing what made them feel good. Thank goodness M-Sex will begin to change all that.
A cubic zirconium to the imminent death of the hard-copy Course Announcement Bulletin. Paper doesn’t crash or do maintenance during prime time. On the other hand, paper doesn’t involve fun-to-use pull-down menus.
A cubic zirconium to the 24-hour study space coming to a SciLi near you. The renovated area will be an important asset late at night, at least for those students too lazy to walk 25 feet over to the CIT.
Cubic zirconium to the 16,800 aspirants to the class of 2009. We love that your blood, sweat and personal statement sob stories will raise Brown’s selectivity and our U.S. News ranking, but the fact that the class of 2006 was the least selective in the last decade has us looking over our shoulders – a lot.
A diamond to the Corporation – you know, those guys in suits on campus this weekend to hand out financial aid IOUs to transfer and RUE students (we hope).
A diamond to the great OPPORTUNITIES!!!! available to graduates. We came to Brown hoping to be meat slicers in West Palm Beach, but that was before we found out about the pants-pressing opportunities in neighboring Connecticut. Sign us up!
A diamond: “I have to say that until I started visiting Mr. Frank, I had never had Jägermeister or Grey Goose,” (formerly teetotaling President Ruth) Simmons said. “Since my first visit to him, I have become an avid consumer of both.”
We would give a diamond to Jacques Derrida, who died this week, but it would just be meaningless. After all, there is nothing outside of the Text.
Today’s Herald did not feature D&C. Look forward to its return next week, and submit your own at www.DiamondsandCoal.com!
Coal to the pie-in-the-sky suggestion that if UCS campaigned for wireless access in the dorms, it would happen. Prove it.
Please be advised this is the final Carbonized Fossil and Diamonds & Coal for this semester. See you in January!
A diamond to Elizabeth Dole. Regardless of what we think of her politics, in the words of Sen. John McCain, “Someday a woman will be presedent of the United States, and Elizabeth Dole will have led the way.