Remember that commerical about how it’s “time to make the donuts?”

Well friends, today is the time to EAT the donuts.

For actual historical reasons, today is National Donut Day. And even though you’ve all dispersed away from Lil’ Rhody, this is a Free Food Digest event everyone can take part in.

Gawker compiled a listing of where you can get your munch on, no matter your location in the USA. Here’s hoping you’re somewhere with better proximity than College Hill.

Anyone who walked into the Sciences Library at about midnight last night might have been confused. An inordinate number of people crowded the space, blocking the stairwell entirely.

What is the madness, you ask?

Nearly 45 minutes later, all questions were answered as at least 20 students — entirely in the nude — came marauding down the stairs, handing out donuts to the cheering hoards.

Careful where you get that powdered sugar kids. And watch out for paper cuts.

More pics and commentary here.