Well this is a thing. I have so many questions. How big are the cars supposed to be? Are we talking about using an Antonio’s tortellini pie, a Meeting Street cookie, or an Oreo for a wheel? Are teams allowed to pre-buy the food they believe will create the ultimate combination of gustatory excellence and acceleration, or is each team working with the same materials? What price (sic.) will the winning team receive? Do you get to eat the losers’ cars at the end of the race? I’m so excited.