Lucky for you all, I know the answer to the question that has been keeping you up at night. No, it’s not the pressing matter of “Do they like me back?” or, “Did I just fail my midterm?” or even, “Should I go out tomorrow night?” But rather, I can provide you with the long-sought answer to: “If the dining halls were rappers, who would they be?” See below, and thank me later.
Andrews Commons = Drake
“Started from the bottom, now we eating pho.”
Andrews Commons is the hottest dining hall on the scene right now. It’s young, fresh, and multi-cultural. I have even heard that Andrews was on Degrassi for a while, but I’m not sure, that could just be a rumor. But in all seriousness, AC and Drake are so clearly twins (Can a person and a dining hall be twins? In this case, I’ll argue yes). Drake is everyone’s guilty pleasure, and Drake and AC can both provide happiness until the wee hours of the night. Whether you are feeling sad, hungry, happy, tired, defeated, or lonely, Drake is there for you. Slip in some headphones and bump some “Nothing Was the Same,” “Take Care,” or “Thank Me Later,” and all suddenly becomes better. Andrews provides the same source of solace; whether you are craving some nacho pizza, pho, ageless sushi, mystery calzones, or a beastly grinder, it has your back and never asks, “Are you sure you want all of that?” Finally - Drake hates breakfast, and Andrews Commons does not serve breakfast. He even raps about it -“Bank account statements just look like I’m ready for early retirement…I hate breakfast.” ‘Nuff said.
One Thursday night, these two BlogDH writers decided—like the proper seniors we are—to ignore our readings for the night and drag our housemates to Captain Seaweed’s Pub on the corner of Ives and Williams. The honeymoon period with the GCB was waning, and it was good to get out to the other bars of Providence—you can only go to Spats so many times before you feel like you should be a real adult and branch out. Meanwhile, Seaweed’s is home to good-spirited bartenders, plenty of fishing tackle and an old decrepit statue of a fisherman, whose level of creepiness is certainly up there.
But the real reason to visit Seaweed’s is for the Thursday night lobster raffle. Every Thursday, each drink comes with a raffle ticket, and then, at 11:30, winners are chosen and given a tray with two lobsters and a bag of mussels.
The success of the evening is all about strategy.
There’s always a sense of anticipation surrounding an empty storefront on College Hill. Sure, we might long for the days when an incredibly useful convenience store occupied the corner of Thayer and Euclid — take the hint, local entrepreneurs — but coupled with that desolation is hope for the future: someday, some new business is coming in there. Eventually.
Brunonians who frequent the eastern end of campus had become used to this feeling while staring at the façade that once was Iron Wok. Luckily, Yan’s Cuisine, a Chinese restaurant reminiscent of its predecessor, opened up a few weeks ago in the once-abandoned storefront on the corner of Brook and Benevolent. The newcomer offers a surprisingly diverse set of options. You can go for dishes typical of Americanized Chinese fare (General Tso’s chicken, steamed pork dumplings, egg rolls, etc.), or you can be brave and try one of an impressive selection of less popular items, like “House Special Neck Bone” and “Lion’s Head Meat Ball.” (Ed. – We’re taking submissions for artistic renderings of the latter dish).
Don’t let the departure of summer produce get you down (RIP tomatoes and berries) – sign up for a Fall Brown Market Share and receive farm fresh fruits and vegetables every week!
This delicious Fall season will run from September 18th through December 4th. The weekly bounty will be available for pickup every Thursday at the Brown/RISD Hillel. The deadline for signups is Tuesday, Sept. 9th at 11:59p.m.
Want to volunteer for Market Shares? Interested students should email email@example.com to learn more about getting involved with the organization.
As part of its Brown 250+ web site that will be going up soon, the Brown Daily Herald wants images of Brunonia’s favorite meals from the various university eateries. You heard right. The BDH wants your Ratty food porn.
Whether it’s a succulent Spicy With from Jo’s, grilled chicken from the Ratty, or whatever it is they sell at Poppy’s, this is a great opportunity to let your voice be heard on what is sure to be a beautiful new site. To enter your photo, simply post it to Twitter or Instagram with the hashtag #BrownEats. Once the site goes live, your favorite food will be there for all to see. We haven’t heard anything about whether or not there will be prizes for the top submissions, but know that the person who puts the best filter on an Ivy Room falafel wrap has a special place in my heart. Be sure to post your favorites!
Image via Emily Gilbert ’14.
This academic year, lamentably, has been rather short on new mobile culinary purveyors compared to the famed Food Truck Boom of 2012-2013. Just a year ago, as you may recall, food trucks were sprouting up the Hill like crazy and tweeting at each other all the time. Where was the new generation of Lotus Peppers, Sprouts, and Portu Galos? (Come to think of it, where the hell are Sprout and Portu Galo?)
BUT FEAR NOT. BlogDH presents, for the first time since two more trucks cropped up all the way back in September, a blaring New Food Truck Alert. Citizen Wing opened for business just this month with an array of gourmet chicken wings available for order. The selection includes staples like Southern BBQ, variations on classic flavors like Rosemary Hot (buffalo), and newfangled creations like Habanero Cilantro. The wings are tasty, though some might find them a bit pricey; order in bulk with a friend at 20 for $15 to maximize value. Other selections include fries, a gourmet $5 ice cream sandwich, a chicken and waffle plate, and boneless tenders.
According to the truck’s Facebook page, Citizen Wing chef Nick LeFebvre is a Providence local and Johnson & Wales culinary graduate. A tweet by Plouf Plouf indicates that LeFebvre at one time interned there, so he’s been around the Thayer/George food truck scene for a while. Blog gives Citizen Wing a thumbs-up and recommends it for an earlier night when you might already be feeling a little munchy.