Remember that commerical about how it’s “time to make the donuts?”

Well friends, today is the time to EAT the donuts.

For actual historical reasons, today is National Donut Day. And even though you’ve all dispersed away from Lil’ Rhody, this is a Free Food Digest event everyone can take part in.

Gawker compiled a listing of where you can get your munch on, no matter your location in the USA. Here’s hoping you’re somewhere with better proximity than College Hill.

Though some free iced coffees aren’t really free, today we do have real reason to celebrate.

On this very summery day? Yes please, Au Bon Pain. We’ll see you there.

On a sunny afternoon with no class and (little to) no responsibilities, get your ass on line — free burritos at Bajas till 4pm.

You may have already seen the gloriously good news in Morning Mail, but today and tomorrow mark the most exciting in free food adventures. What, you might ask? Pizza in the libraries! This event not only comes at a crucial time — finals, no meal credits, etc. — but also fulfills the perverse pleasure of eating in and going raucous in the library. For the Friedman Study Center that’s nothing new but for the Rock, well, might as well declare it opposite day. Advice from a veteran attendee: get to the library of the evening early and expect to push and shove.

Pizza in the Libraries
Wednesday, May 12: Rock lobby, 9 p.m.
Thursday, May 13: Friedman Study Center, basement level, 9 p.m.

Eat free or dine trying.

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A Big Bang Theory Mini-marathon
7-10 pm
Science Center
New Scientist Program brings refreshments

STUDY BREAK
10 pm
SciLi
RAVE RAVE RAVE

Eat free or dine trying.

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Meet the Professors!
12-1 pm
Science Center
Professors will be showcased. Pizza will be served.

The Real Deal on Research
4:30 pm
JWOWW 411
Senior theses and kabob+curry

Eat free or dine trying.

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Club Plan Informational Open House
4-5:30 pm
Faculty Club
Rising seniors: want in on the Club Plan? Come try it out with drinks and snacks. RSVP to Mary_Hogan@brown.edu

Community Health DUG Open House
4:30 pm
Wilson 103
Learn about concentrating; get refreshments

Beyond Empire: Translating Neoliberalism
6:30 pm
MacMillan 115
Globalization and food

Eat free or dine trying.

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Are we hard-wired for wisdom?
2 pm
Barus and Holley 166
HINT: The refreshments are in the lobby 15 minutes beforehand

Club Plan Informational Open House
4-5:30 pm
Faculty Club
Rising seniors: want in on the Club Plan? Come try it out with drinks and snacks.
RSVP to Mary_Hogan@brown.edu by 12pm Monday 5/3.

De-Stress Movie / Ice Cream Night
7-10 pm
Barus Hall
Watch movies and make ice cream sundaes with the Education DUG. Om nom nom.

Glenn Loury: Race, Incarceration, and the Quality of American Democracy
8-9 pm
Smith-Buonanno
SSDP, ECON, PIZZA

Eat free or dine trying.

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SuFi Spring Garden Barbecue
2-4 pm
SuFi Garden (Hope St.)
Bring your own plate. Eat free.

Study break with the K’s
3:30-5 pm
Harambee House
Food, music and more

With finals comes desperation, and with desperation comes hunger. For this, free food digest is back and better than ever. Readers, unite. Eat free or dine trying.

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Brown Undergraduate Philosophy Conference 2010
10 am – 7 pm
Gerard House, 54 College St., room 119
Six presenters from five colleges, a keynote address by Prof. David Estlund on “Utopophobia” and coffee and bagels.

Brown Folk Festival
11 am – 12 am
Lincoln field
Free music all day long! And yes, there will be food.

Brown’s First Senior Capstone Conference
12 − 5:20 pm
Smith-Buonanno
19 workshops. 3 roundtables. Refreshments.

J.Crew sale
7 − 9 pm
Providence Place Mall
Get your preppy on WITH  snacks