Carbonized Fossil, Vol. 5

Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on April 18, 2003:

A diamond to bean tacos from Gordito Burrito. Hurray for a full meal for just $1.75. But coal to the Ratty’s “French taco sandwich,” which just sounds dirty.

Can’t get enough D & C? Read slightly more current incarnations in today’s Herald, or submit your own at DiamondsandCoal.com!