FlogDailyHerald: The Hapless Hegeman Bathroom Redesign of 2013

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We have come a long way over centuries, nay, millennia of bathroom technology, but it would appear that many of humanity’s advancements in the lavatory trade were overlooked by the rogues who plotted the Hapless Hegeman Bathroom Redesign of 2013. Its shiny, unsullied veneer was certainly alluring in early September, but lo, a mere few hours’ use revealed these new bathrooms to be horrifically botched. Bear with me as I begin my jeremiad by highlighting the most absurd of the many flaws.

The newly renovated Hegeman restroom facility.

The newly renovated Hegeman restroom facility.

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