Your guide to the Holiday Hornies

Who knew that rocks were so into foreplay?

Who knew that rocks were so into foreplay?

Nothing makes us think about love quite like finals do. You’re trying to think of a good topic for your Comp. Lit essay, and dammit, your mind wanders off to your crush. You’re studying for a Geo exam and you come across the term “fold and thrust mountains”…COME ON GEO!

You guys get the picture—there is nothing like locking yourself in the SciLi for ten hours to get you hot and bothered. But, it’s worse than usual now, because finals are smack in the middle of holiday season. Enter the “Holiday Hornies.” Everyone knows that the holidays are an extremely sensual and romantic time. Christmas is such a powerful aphrodisiac that it made renowned singer Eartha Kitt consider sleeping with Santa Claus, and she was way out of his league!

Here are some ways to cash in on the spirit of the “holiday finals,” whether it be a one night stand or just getting to know someone better: Continue Reading