Duke grad’s sex life goes viral, but in a good way

Seniors, think you’re hard at work on your thesis proposal? You’ve just been one-upped: inspired by a senior-year sext, one Duke grad analyzed a year of hook-ups and turned it into a mock thesis presentation. She forwarded it to a few friends–and luckily for us, the whole thing ended up on Jezebel. Her “evaluation criteria” below are only the tip of a hilarious iceberg:

Image courtesy of Jezebel

While we’re confused about why you didn’t cite Foucault (isn’t that mandatory in senior theses?), highest honors in hooking up go to you, anonymous Duke grad. We’re already working on declaring our independent concentration in “horizontal academics.”