LazyMofoCessities: foodler.com

If you’re like me, you want to stay inside until April. But you also want to eat some food, and honestly the 20-foot trek from New Dorm B to Jo’s is 20 feet too many…

Instead of scratching your head for an hour and then deciding “screw it” and getting a Spicy With, check out foodler.  Not only does it tell you who’s open and who’s delivering (with user-submitted reviews so you can weed out the good from the bad!), but it also keeps you up-to-date on discounts and rebates.

BRB, getting me some Chinese with a free order of crab rangoons.