Our editors asked us to make a list of 50 things we learned during our freshman year–so naturally we decided to do 25. Blog is S/NC right??
1. Points are not unlimited.
Hank: I made it rain in the Blue Room the first week of first semester… until all of my points were gone.
Jack: I took a little longer than Hank to realize this cold truth. To be honest, I didn’t really know what points were. Turns out points are just a cute way of saying money.
2. How to Navigate the Gender-Neutral Bathrooms.
Hank: My only tip for any user of a communal, gender neutral bathroom is to wear someone else’s shoes.
Jack: I only wear Hank’s shoes.
3. What is open late late night.
Hank: Sometimes you need food past Jo’s hours: that is the beauty of Foodler (New York Pizza is my spot).
Jack: Hank is a much better authority on this since rumor has it that he actually lives in one of the booths at Jo’s.