Time-waster of the day: February 3, 2012

How may I shine your boots, Sir?

Just because President Simmons left its Board of Directors doesn’t mean we can stop caring about the beautiful benefactor that makes so much of the joy in our world possible: Goldman Sachs. To provide us with updates on the personal thoughts of the most benevolent and soft-spoken investment bankers in the business, an anonymous soul has created the uplifting Twitter account “GS Elevator Gossip.” Be warned: this feed will send you running to the consulting info sessions, resume in hand. Let’s get the hashtag #LosingFaithInHumanity trending!