Just because President Simmons left its Board of Directors doesn’t mean we can stop caring about the beautiful benefactor that makes so much of the joy in our world possible: Goldman Sachs. To provide us with updates on the personal thoughts of the most benevolent and soft-spoken investment bankers in the business, an anonymous soul has created the uplifting Twitter account “GS Elevator Gossip.” Be warned: this feed will send you running to the consulting info sessions, resume in hand. Let’s get the hashtag #LosingFaithInHumanity trending!