If you know anything about the goofy side of the Internet, you’ve probably seen Pronunciation Manual — the how-to guide for pronouncing words wrong better. So we recruited comedian Bennett Ferris ’13 and made some similarly instructional videos for hard-to-pronounce Brown University words. To all the frosh (…and seniors? Let’s be real—you still don’t know how to pronounce Smitty B’s more sophisticated name) who have trouble with these words: you’re welcome. Find more of these horribly wrong pronunciations of words in the Brunonian lexicon after the jump.
We’re all up to our ears in work, and it’s no surprise that we’re all searching for outlets on the Internet to calm ourselves down. We really don’t know why these majestic calming manatees are so comforting, but they seem to do the trick. Take a deep breath, enjoy the cerulean tones, and let these motherly manatees calm your finals jitters.
It seems the whole meme revolution has gone viral. If you missed “MEME-ism: ‘-Isms’ in Internet Culture, Phenomena and Trends” yesterday at the Underground (why you would ever turn down free Shanghai is beyond me), you can still get a sense of how widespread Insanity Wolves, Success Kids, and Condescending Wonkas have become just by stalking browsing the Facebook meme pages of various colleges and universities.
While Brown, naturally, was a pioneer with its Facebook page, certain unnamed schools in New Haven, Hanover, and Charlottesville, among others, seem to have jumped on the meme bandwagon. All three sites have gotten hundreds of followers in just a couple of days, and the growth doesn’t look like it will slow down any time soon. Stalking these pages is kind of like listening to inside joke after inside joke that you’re not a part of, but we just seem to keep doing it anyway. Some memes that we understand (and some that we don’t) after the jump.
It’s Friday, so we have a little riddle for you: What does a meme look like eight months past its prime? “A Person of Interest” (or a fourteen year-old holding back the awkwardness of adolescence with a bit too much makeup).
Ratty: Vegetarian Submarine Sandwich, Hot Roast Beef on a Sesame Roll Chicken Cutlet Parmesan, Sauteed Zucchini w/ Rosemary, Vegan Siena Roasted Couscous, Frosted Brownies.
V-Dub: Bacon Ranch Chicken Sandwich, Italian Marinated Chicken, Enchilada Bar, Swiss Broccoli Pasta, Vegan Spanish Lentils, Frosted Brownies.
Advantage: Ratty. Chicken Parm? Sold.
Dinner:
Ratty: Macaroni & Cheese, Cider Glazed Turkey, Grilled Cheese Sandwich on White or Wheat Bread, Baked Sweet Potatoes, Roasted Brussels Sprouts, Roasted Beets w/ Rosemary, Chocolate Sundae Cake.
V-Dub: Spinach Pie Casserole, Italian Meatballs With Sauce, Italian Cous Cous, Italian Vegetable Saute, Chicken Saute with Mustard Sauce, Chocolate Sundae Cake.
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