Year in Reviewku #1: Concerts at Brown

At BlogDailyHerald, we have an inexplicable fascination with haikus. We use them for announcing masturbators, remembering debaucherous nights down by the river and delivering the news. Herald publication has been interrupted for finals (don’t you just hate when school gets in the way of your learning?), but we bloggers haven’t yet thrown in the towel. BlogDH can’t go a day without posting a haiku on the site, so we’ve decided to introduce a new breed of poem: the Year in Reviewku. For each and every day of finals period, make room for 17 culturally aware syllables to remind you of every (Brunonian) thing you forgot mattered in 2011. 

O Superma-an
Coachella killed Spring Weekend
Fall Concert, no fans.

Newsku: September 29th, 2011

Hating on Granoff,
Life is hard south of Power-
Weird giant puppet!

Newsku: September 28, 2011

With few trees, danger
Lurks in the form of heat stroke.
Health care could have helped.

Newsku: September 27, 2011

Food trucks on the hill.
“Fight for your right to party
We put books in shelves.


Newsku: September 26, 2011

Starkey? No one went
Busy waiting for treadmills.
Brown’s gotta train more 🙁.

Newsku: September 23, 2011

Bears fight John Harvard
Classes with money to burn
It’s friday! Friday!