At BlogDailyHerald, we have an inexplicable fascination with haikus. We use them for announcing masturbators, remembering debaucherous nights down by the river and delivering the news. Herald publication has been interrupted for finals (don’t you just hate when school gets in the way of your learning?), but we bloggers haven’t yet thrown in the towel. BlogDH can’t go a day without posting a haiku on the site, so we’ve decided to introduce a new breed of poem: the Year in Reviewku. For each and every day of finals period, make room for 17 culturally aware syllables to remind you of every (Brunonian) thing you forgot mattered in 2011. 

“O Superma-an”
Coachella killed Spring Weekend
Fall Concert, no fans.

Hating on Granoff,
Life is hard south of Power-
Weird giant puppet!

With few trees, danger
Lurks in the form of heat stroke.
Health care could have helped.

Food trucks on the hill.
“Fight for your right to party”
We put books in shelves.

Starkey? No one went—
Busy waiting for treadmills.
Brown’s gotta train more .

Bears fight John Harvard
Classes with money to burn
It’s friday! Friday!

Overeating cells
Brown students like: big money
Student v. Brown U.

Some talked, others walked,
and grad students owe dollaz.
But guess who’s rich? Nerds.

Sad to announce the
End of an era with Ruth,
It’s football season.

No love for POTUS
Fewer books for libraries?
Three cheers for Shanghai!