1. Tableslips.
2. Elephants.
3. Rename the Blue Room muffins.
4. Another, smaller concert.
5. “_____ is racist.”
6. CRIME ALERT: CONCERT LINEUP.
7. State of Brown address.
8. Morning Mail! … oh, awkward.
9. Skywriting.
10. Gail.

Check out this week’s Post- for drunken grocery shopping; mad, mad men; and an exclusive interview with Thought Catalog writer and aggressive tweeter Ryan O’Connell.

Post- magazine comes out on Thursdays inside the BDH. Copies are also available in the Ratty, Faunce, J Walter Wilson, and other locations throughout the week.

1.     Prison tat.
2.     An eating club.
3.     Katherine Bergeron.
4.     Ratty cup.
5.     Secret Crystal of the Tall People.
6.     Another, smaller scarf.
7.     F*cking cocaine.
8.     Spring Weekend lineup.
9.     A bust … of Woodrow Wilson.
10.  Stilts.

Check out this week’s Post- for bad puns, the virtues of Go, post-show depression, some thoughts on Spotify, and more information than you’d ever need about the Pussyphone.

Post- magazine comes out on Thursdays inside the BDH. Additional copies are available in the Ratty, Faunce, J Walter Wilson, and other locations throughout the week.

TOP 10 Things We Don’t Like About Providence

1. Rain.
2. Tedeschi.
3. Parking.
4. Masturbators in Julia and Kristina’s backyard.
5. Not Boston, New York, Paris, Florence, et. al.
6. Daily armed robberies.
7. F*cking cocaine.
8. No booze between 2 and 6 a.m.
9. F*cking cyclers.
10. No mo’ FishCo.

1. Professor’s name wasn’t first Google result.
2. 11 A.M. is too early.
3. Section actually meets.
4. Realized it was FemSex.
5. Meets three days a week.
6. Already slept with the professor.
7. There were freshmen in my FYS.
8. Not as many attractive gays as expected.
9. Conflicts with Chicken Finger Fridays.
10. iClickers.

Check out the semester’s first issue of post-, available today. Writers look into Brown and taxes, the lore of Lana del Rey, and the wonders of Baked Alaska (hint: you set it on fire). Post- is published on Thursdays inside the BDH.

Top 10 Pros and Cons of Banging the Biebs

1. He’s probably hairless.
2. It’s kind of like sleeping with your little brother.
3. He might invite Usher.
4. The best protection is prepubescence.
5. You don’t want Selena to be mad at you… Look what happened to Demi.
6. He’s totally jailbait.
7. Canada.
8. Singing lessons in the sack.
9. He never says never.
10. “Baby, baby, baby … Oh.”

Post-, the Herald’s arts and culture magazine, is published weekly on Thursdays.

Tomorrow marks February’s second main event, always nestled between the Super (expensive commercial) Bowl and much appreciated President’s Day Weekend. Whether you’ve got big plans involving fine dining and Barry White, or you’ve decided upon moping around in the overcast February weather like Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine, you should be able to appreciate Post-’s Top 10 from this past Thursday:

1. Ratty at 6:00?

2. I’ve developed a gag reflex.

3. You know I’m gay, right?

4. CVS ran out of condoms. I got balloons.

5. Meesa Jar Jar Binks! Meeeeeesa wanna touch you!

6. I’m not drunk enough yet.

7. I f*cking love cocaine!

8. Does it always look like that?

9. Are you allergic to seafood? Because I think I’ve got crabs.

10. Sorry, new phone. Who is this?

In light of this weekend’s homecoming Brown vs. Harvard football game–the first night game at Brown’s stadium–our friends at the Post- Magazine have come up with a Top Ten featuring “Things Brown is Better at than Harvard.”

“1. Egyptology. Seriously.
2. There are only two Berks in the world. One on Thayer. One on Harvard Square. Ours is better; stomp up Thay.
3. Pembroke > Radcliffe. Even in the light.
4. Rollin’ green.
5. Football.
6. Being well-adjusted.
7. “There are actually several members of the Brown community who wear capes.” –Rachel Lamb
8. Bromance.
9. Nudity.
10. The Babe Ruth vs. The Endless Summers. Come on. Who’d win in a fight?”

Ra Ra Brunonia!

1. Sign all release forms handed to you by cameramen.

2. Don’t drink and drive, smoke and fly.

3. Have sex on the beach. And maybe a cocktail.

4. Drink with your parents; realize they are racist.

5. Explain to your mom that the bulbous red mark on your neck is from paintball. With the boys. Not a hickey.

6. Berge watchin’. In Cabo. Bikini Edition.

7. Reunite with Kiwi friends. Awkwardly make excuses for why our darling editor Allison Zimmer hasn’t called back.

8. Get arrested. Make sungalsses out of lit cigarettes. “Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger.” The f*ck, Lady Gaga?

9. Beg MTV to meet you at the beach even though Spring Break is over for everyone but Brown. Have an exec tell you it sounds too douchey.

10. Say woo! whenever possible.

For more LOLZ check out today’s Post-, available anywhere fine newspapers are sold given away