Post- Editors’ Top 10: Ways we wish the BCA had announced the Spring Weekend lineup

  1. Tableslips.
  2. Elephants.
  3. Rename the Blue Room muffins.
  4. Another, smaller concert.
  5. “_____ is racist.”
  6. CRIME ALERT: CONCERT LINEUP.
  7. State of Brown address.
  8. Morning Mail! … oh, awkward.
  9. Skywriting.
  10. Gail.

Check out this week’s Post- for drunken grocery shopping; mad, mad men; and an exclusive interview with Thought Catalog writer and aggressive tweeter Ryan O’Connell.

Post- magazine comes out on Thursdays inside the BDH. Copies are also available in the Ratty, Faunce, J Walter Wilson, and other locations throughout the week.


Post- Editors’ Top 10: Things not to say or do when famous people come to Salomon

  1. “Seth, will you please take off your shirt?”
  2. “Senator Franken, will you please take off your shirt?”
  3. Talk about yourself under the guise of asking a question.
  4. Drop trou.
  5. “Sic semper tyrannis!”
  6. “I think my friend knows your dad.”
  7. “Where can I score some f*cking cocaine?”
  8. Rush the stage like an eight-year-old at a J’Bieber concert.
  9. Urinate.
  10. “Ten points to Gryffindor!”

Check out this week’s Post- for a feature on Playboy at Brown in the 70s; reviews of Sleigh Bell’s new album and the Spencer Finch exhibit at the RISD museum; and, on the back page, a collection of the editors’ scarring memories from sex ed.

Post- magazine comes out on Thursdays inside the BDH. Copies are also available in the Ratty, Faunce, J Walter Wilson, and other locations throughout the week.


Post- Editors’ Top 10: Things Christina Paxson was hiding under her scarf

1.     Prison tat.
2.     An eating club.
3.     Katherine Bergeron.
4.     Ratty cup.
5.     Secret Crystal of the Tall People.
6.     Another, smaller scarf.
7.     F*cking cocaine.
8.     Spring Weekend lineup.
9.     A bust … of Woodrow Wilson.
10.  Stilts.

Check out this week’s Post- for bad puns, the virtues of Go, post-show depression, some thoughts on Spotify, and more information than you’d ever need about the Pussyphone.

Post- magazine comes out on Thursdays inside the BDH. Additional copies are available in the Ratty, Faunce, J Walter Wilson, and other locations throughout the week.


Post- Editors’ Top 10: Things we don’t like about Providence

TOP 10 Things We Don’t Like About Providence

  1. Rain.
  2. Tedeschi.
  3. Parking.
  4. Masturbators in Julia and Kristina’s backyard.
  5. Not Boston, New York, Paris, Florence, et. al.
  6. Daily armed robberies.
  7. F*cking cocaine.
  8. No booze between 2 and 6 a.m.
  9. F*cking cyclers.
  10. No mo’ FishCo.

Despite the theme of this week’s Top 10, Post- actually likes Providence—so much that we’ve devoted an entire issue to it. Check out our “Best of Providence” issue for our local favorites: bars, coffee shops, bands, museums, desserts, BYOB restaurants, liquor stores, and much more. And if you’re really looking for the local experience, check out our top five Providence places to get down on the back page.

Post- magazine comes out on Thursdays inside the BDH. Additional copies are available in the Ratty, Faunce, J Walter Wilson, and other locations throughout the week.


Post- Editors’ Top 10: Reasons we didn’t let you into our club


Top 10 Reasons We Didn’t Let You Into Our Club:

  1. Don’t have a vagina.
  2. “She’s really intense.”
  3. You’re so vain.
  4. U.G.L.Y. You ain’t got no alibi.
  5. Wears sneakers with khakis.
  6. Nobody likes MCM kids.
  7. You f*cking love cocaine.
  8. Ginger.
  9. WHISCO. ‘Nuff said.
  10. Saw you on BrownBares. Nice pearls.
Check out the second issue of Post-, available today. Writers discuss BrownBares, Jeff Mangum’s magnum, and wasabi-flavored macarons. Post- is published on Thursdays inside the BDH.

Post- Editors’ Top 10: Snow and Slush

Yes, we know that snow art is cool.  Unfortunately, the slush that this week’s winter wonderland has turned into has become frustrating and sock-soaking.  In light of all this, our friends at Post- have compiled a list of the top ten “Things to do in Providence Slush.”

1. Hotbox an igloo on the Main Green

2. I f*cking love cocaine!

3. Throw snowballs at Olives.  Shed a tear for FishCo.

4. Build a snow slide out of a second story window.  Throw ripper.

5. Leave it to melt in between your bra and your shirt so that the boyfriend who you’re actually not into is led to believe that he makes your nipples wet.

6. Hose down Brown walkways.  Watch people fall.  Oh wait, Facilities already did that…

7. Snow Owl (Berge) Watchin’.

8. Cross-country ski to class.

9. Slush Angels.

10. Write your name in pee next to the bear statue.