This is it. The final installment. And to those of you graduating, remember these concentrations will stay with you for the rest of your lives. So, just think carefully before mounting your diploma above your bedpost. Without further ado, Engineering thru American Civilization:*
Engineering: This concentration is quite hard…and so are its concentrators. But this is mostly because they have no time to go out and meet a partner. So, get ready for the gadgets because these concentrators can engineer a mean sex toy. From talking dildos to robot blowup dolls, they are always thinking about the most efficient path to the perfect climax. Using their knowledge of complex physics and physical attraction, they will stimulate the most intense fleshly forces…with science.
Education: These concentrators will teach you how it’s done. Beyond being creative, they possess a great deal of patience and will always adjust to your learning curve. These guys and gals know what they’re doing, so get ready for some AP Sex–the one AP even Princeton Review has failed to publish a study book for. Just beware of “show and tell,” you never know what crazy positions these concentrators will try and demonstrate.
Economics: Most of these concentrators have a huge GDP (Great Dynamic Penis). Be sure invest in one of these commodities; it’s worth the opportunity cost (several inferior, less pleasing partners). If you make it into the sack with one of them, it will surely be a worthwhile investment–giving you sexual capital some can only dream of. Econ concentrators are bulls not teddy bears, and while their supply may be high, there’s an even larger demand–so get out there! [Read more →]