This post is dedicated exclusively to those two Dartmouth girls at that party over Thanksgiving break who kept asking me, “So… you go to Brown. Do you do like a LOT of drugs? Like coke and stuff?” You guys are number 3.
From what I’ve been told by other Ivy Leaguers – who most definitely have earned the right to know more about my university than I do – I do a lot of drugs. My friends do a lot of drugs. Our pets do a lot of drugs. In all likelihood, our professors do a lot of drugs. So imagine my surprise when “The Daily Beast” comes out with a slide show (how very HuffPo College of them) of the “Druggiest Colleges in the U.S.” and not only was Brown not number 1, we weren’t even mentioned in the 30-school slide show! What’s wrong with us!?
What UC Boulder does on 420:
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