Time-waster of the day: April 27, 2012

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Although some poor souls still have midterms during the next two weeks, most of us are about to plunge headlong into the madness that is finals. Whether you’ve already sunk neck-deep into the sludge of final projects or are simply pondering the terrifying fall mid-air, the Internet always comes to the rescue. Never doubt its power, especially when this power comes in the form of a quick-and-dirty essay writer. Essaytyper.com makes it that much easier to compose that nasty treatise on “The Socioeconomic Deviations of Post-Racial Bolivia.” Go on, type it in…might be easier than you thought…


The Finals Countdown: One more day…

We’ve been saving this one.


Even more ways to procrastinate: the Organ concert

AGAIN?!?!  Yes.

Just when you thought that finals period had completely sucked away your will to live, the Intergalactic Community of A Capella came to the rescue with a glass-shattering rendition of “All Rise.” The usual rules apply: bring blankets, food and, if you’re feeling especially daring, a bottle of Strongbow. The Facebook event also promises that the portraits in Sayles will come alive and join in the festivities, so, yeah, there’s always that if you’re not into the whole music thing. We know that you have a shit ton of work, but so does everyone else.

The concert, taking place in Sayles, starts at midnight (but get there earlier if you want good seats!) and goes until 2 am.

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The Finals Countdown: 2 days to go…

Gets the job done.


The Finals Countdown: 3 days to go…

Is that polka hair metal? No words.


The Finals Countdown: 4 days to go…

Shrimp on a treadmill set to “The Final Countdown.” Have you ever been more inspired?