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Sorry Taylor, but Kanye West has the best twitter of all time. Our favorite pop legend has 914,543 followers but, to our delight, is following only one person: Justin Bieber.  Some of our favorite Kanye-tweets:

God is dope yo

I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh

I asked her how she stays in shape … she said she doesn’t eat… she on a no food diet…A NO FOOD DIET???!!!

And our personal favorite:

I love me

Feeling Brown-sick because you’re missing all those theme parties and FishCo nights? Live vicariously through the posts on Sorry I Missed Your Party, while you’re at home pretending to your parents that you’re not a bro.

Well, wedding fever has caught the nation, as people stalked and speculated on the wedding of one of American royalty.

So now you’ve gotten a little taste of wedding, you just can’t quit, right? Well lucky for you, there’s a website, WeddingCredential.com, where you can search wedding announcements for keywords. They could be schools, names, jobs, locations, hobbies – anything that might appear in an announcement. The site also suggests various terms, including “Goldman Sachs” and “keeping her name.”

A search for Brown came up with a bunch of alum marriages, but also a slew of people just named Brown.

Dip into the lives of others for a little vicarious romantic thrill.

If you’ve got a second between diving and curling, be sure to check out this rib-tickler: 50 fun things to do during a final.  A few choice items:

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

Enjoy!

Exams and papers got you down? What better way to cheer up than with adorable animals?!

Here is a compilation of some of the internet’s most adorable animal moments. You’ve probably already seen them all, but it can’t hurt to relive the cute all over again.

Animal surprise is always cute, so we bring you kittens and pandas!

If eating is your game, baby animals do a ton of that too. Two ebony and ivory teeny bunnies get their snack on, while this hamster devours broccoli.

If incredible laziness is more your bag, here is pathetic panda!

Or if you simply want some honest-to-goodness ridiculous cuteness, check out a compilation video of Knut the polar bear‘s best moments (and ignore the horribly cheesy editing).

Play us out, keyboard cat.

Last weekend, the annual White House Correspondents Dinner was held in D.C. For those of you who don’t know, this is an opportunity for the president and comedians to make fun of themselves and headline-grabbing stories. So here is Obama playing the comedian, followed by a (less funny) performance by Jay Leno. With this overview of the last year in news, you’ll be able to pretend to your friends you were paying attention all along.

We’re just going to say it. Bubble Trouble is a finals week classic.

Bubble Shooter, a close second.

Or you can always take your procrastination to the ocean.

At last, a time-wasting activity that can also come in handy when trying to squeeze out one more page of that Poli Sci or Anthro paper at 4 in the morning the night before it’s due! This “sentence generator” perfects the art of academic bullshitting, instantly producing those meaningless filler sentences characteristic of every college paper.

For example, need a sentence that somehow mentions the nation-state, post capitalist hegemony, linguistic construction, and discourse?

“The linguistic construction of post-capitalist hegemony is strictly congruent with the discourse of the nation-state.”

Just in time for finals. Yeah, don’t thank us.

Remember when you were in 6th grade and your teacher made you write an angsty adolescent letter to yourself that she promised she would send three years later but then didn’t? This website is just like that, only it won’t flake out.

Lady Gaga “don’t wanna be friends” with this guy!