Ever been forced to decide between two conflicting options?

Given that you are  (probably) a human being, I’m sure you have. So the next time you are forced to decide between Ratty or V-Dub, Sci Li or Rock, go out or stay in, or any other conundrum, check out sometimesredsometimesblue.com.

Sometimes the screen is red and sometimes it is blue. Simply let sheer randomness decide all of your life’s major decisions.

But whatever you do, do not go against the site’s prediction. Bad things will happen.

Now you, too, can get an idea of your favorite politicians’ “endowment” and still look like you’re doing homework!

A visual cornucopia of cupcakes for every day of the week.  Almost as good as eating them.  Check out the chocolate peanut butter cupcakes above for a bite-sized taste.

Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his growing influence in state policy. Perhaps it is time to cash in a favor from my friends at the Kremlin.

LOLcats for the Russian Lit student. In fact, probably a Russian Lit final project.

To waste your time today — Lady Gaga.

This just in: American Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir is “gonna get ya hard.” He just may show ya what he’s got, too.

After the jump, even more Poker Face. [Read more →]

And we thought Facebook couldn’t get more embarrassing.  Check out these low points from the social networking site.

Some of these cakes are very bad. Some of them are very good. But all of these are more exciting than the flat sheet cakes in the V-Dub.

Hipster Puppies — Even cuter than that adorable hipster in your art history class.

http://www.befunky.com/ — Taking Photobooth vanity to even higher artistic levels.

Don’t you love how everyone at Brown is so down-to-earth and chill?

This Web site is the opposite of that.

Our favorite is the guy who manages to brag about the size of his house while throwing in that he lost his baby in it. If we were his baby, we’d be hiding from him, too.