You know how Faunce is ostensibly the Stephen Robert ’62 Campus Center? Rolls off the tongue like a bad lisp. I die a little inside every time I see that name in print. Stephen is so ridiculously invested in making things un-fun to read that he might very well be the man to whom they handed a copy of the Adobe suite and said, “Design the ProJo website.”
The point is, people with millions of dollars are naming our buildings without realizing that built into the process is a potential for batshit insanity. But never fear, the answer is only a few hundred dollars away.
According to Brown’s “giving page” (one can only assume we are supposed to be the Shel Silverstein of higher ed), it costs a mere $3 million to name an existing building on campus.
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