At long last, the day that you’ve all been waiting for has arrived. It’s time to White Out For Diddy. Give Diddy a warm welcome today by emulating the guests at his Hamptons-based white parties and wearing all white clothing at today’s concert. You get extra points for wearing a hat like this. Subtract points for wearing any off-white colors, including azure, seashell, snow, wheat, and beige. Go big or go home, Brown. See you in Meehan at 5:30.
Roll out the white carpet, ’cause Diddy’s coming to town. For those of you not hip enough to understand, we’re referencing Diddy’s famed White Party–a classy, Hamptons-based affair where celebrities get together and see who looks best in white. Diddy hasn’t thrown an official White Party in a couple years, but that shouldn’t stop the Brown student body from getting decked out in the rapper-producer-entrepreneur’s (lack of) color of choice.
Your charge is simple: wear all white clothing to the Spring Weekend Concert on Saturday, April 16th, thereby magically transforming a mere musical event into a White Party extravaganza.