What to do tonight: 3/12

Operation: the Variety Show
7:00-9:00
$5
What do IMPROVidence, the Chattertocks, Spoken Word, the Higher Keys and Out of Bounds all have in common? They’re all really good at Operation! Or they’re going to be in the same variety show. It’s unclear which.

Brown Orchestra Spring Concert
8:00
Sayles Hall
$2
One name. Three syllables: STRAVINSKY. Who’s ready to party?

The Get Lucky Show
9:00
Salomon 001
$1
The table slip for this event has a picture of a vomiting leprechaun. I think that pretty much says everything you need to know. Oh, and it’s a comedy show.

Alter Ego
10:00
Zeta Delta Xi
$3 door, $1 drinks
Go to Alter Ego and leave yourself behind.


What to do tonight: 2/26

Starla & Sons Longform Improv Comedy Show
Hunter Auditorim (89 Waterman St), 9:00 P.M.
$1
We hear they’re quite the witty troupe!

Date-a-delt
Delta Tau, 10:00 P.M.-2:00 A.M.
It’s like “The Bachelor” meets “Price is Right”— and no, you don’t have to date Drew Carey. The fine lads of Delta Tau are auctioning off a night of love and romance with the delt of your choice. Yes, it’s probably pretty creepy. But it could also be the start of something beautiful.

Barack Your Body
Phi Psi (Sears House), 10:00P.M.-2:00A.M.
Here is all of the information you need to know: there will be politically-themed drinks. Order a Nailin’ Palin or a Ridin’ Bidin and toast the first year of the Obama presidency!

—Brian Mastroianni & Anne Speyer