The only remark I’ve heard among my friends more than “I have like noo points left” is “I am in love with my TA.”
First, the reasoning behind this how-to post not only comes from my friends’ whining, excessive Facebook stalking, and primping before section, but also a(n)
pathetic inspirational post from a certain New Haven school’s blog. The writer of the column confessed that he professed his love for his TA with the timeless “Hi, I love you, sushi tastes good with me” pick-up line.
Side note: You want to know the real difference between us and Yalies? We have social skills and they don’t. (If you don’t get that reference, please cancel your next Wednesday night debauchery-filled plans and watch
the late current train wreck Lindsay Lohan’s masterpiece.)
While we don’t suggest you use the aforementioned Yalie’s pick-up line, here are a few tips on how to woo your TA
into bed this Valentine’s Day: [Read more →]