At BlogDailyHerald, we have an inexplicable fascination with haikus. We use them for announcing masturbators, remembering debaucherous nights down by the river and delivering the news. Herald publication has been interrupted for finals (don’t you just hate when school gets in the way of your learning?), but we bloggers haven’t yet thrown in the towel. BlogDH can’t go a day without posting a haiku on the site, so we’ve decided to introduce a new breed of poem: the Year in Reviewku. For each and every day of finals period, make room for 17 culturally aware syllables to remind you of every (Brunonian) thing you forgot mattered in 2011.
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 10/25
Ratty: Chicken Noodle Soup, Sloppy Joes, Garlicky Green Beans, French Fries, Brownies
V-Dub: Lentil Soup, Chinese Chicken Wings, Sweet and Sour Tofu, Edamame Beans with Peppers
Advantage: Ratty. As Thanksgiving approaches, the Ratty is cooking up your mom's greatest hits.