At BlogDailyHerald, we have an inexplicable fascination with haikus. We use them for announcing masturbators, remembering debaucherous nights down by the river and delivering the news. Herald publication has been interrupted for finals (don’t you just hate when school gets in the way of your learning?), but we bloggers haven’t yet thrown in the towel. BlogDH can’t go a day without posting a haiku on the site, so we’ve decided to introduce a new breed of poem: the Year in Reviewku. For each and every day of finals period, make room for 17 culturally aware syllables to remind you of every (Brunonian) thing you forgot mattered in 2011.
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 11/25
Ratty: Grilled Vegetables Calzone, Fried Scallop Roll, Honey Mustard Chicken Sandwich, Mashed Potatoes, Oatmeal Butterscotch Cookies.
V-Dub: Autumn Bisque, Italian Sausage Sandwich, Mac and Cheese Bar, Sauteed Spinach w/ Garlic, Red Velvet Cupcakes.
Advantage: V-Dub. Mac and Cheese bar ftw!
Ratty: Pasta E Fagioli, Zesty Lemon Chicken Thigh, Pork Chops in Tarragon Mustard, Garlic Bread Sticks, Pineapple Upside Down Cake.
V-Dub: Beef Vegetable Soup, Vegan Fagioli Soup, Shepherd's Pie, Sunny Sprouts, Whole Green Beans, Hot Fudge Pudding Cake.
Advantage: Ratty. Seasoning game strong.