At BlogDailyHerald, we have an inexplicable fascination with haikus. We use them for announcing masturbators, remembering debaucherous nights down by the river and delivering the news. Herald publication has been interrupted for finals (don’t you just hate when school gets in the way of your learning?), but we bloggers haven’t yet thrown in the towel. BlogDH can’t go a day without posting a haiku on the site, so we’ve decided to introduce a new breed of poem: the Year in Reviewku. For each and every day of finals period, make room for 17 culturally aware syllables to remind you of every (Brunonian) thing you forgot mattered in 2011.
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 12/6
Ratty: Beef Tacos, Mexican Style Rice, Chicken Fajitas, Curried Lentil Pancakes, Brownies
V-Dub: Grits Soufflé, Cauliflower Au Gratin, Black Bean and Corn Stew, Brownies
Advantage: Ratty. We aren't sure what a grits soufflé is, but it doesn't matter. Taco Tuesday takes the W easy.
Ratty: Au Gratin Potatoes, Calypso Roasted Pork Loins, Three Bean Lasagna, Pumpkin Pie
V-Dub: Thai Basil Pork Stir Fry, Rotisserie Style Chicken, Creamy Rosemary Polenta, Pumpkin Pie
Advantage: Tie. Everything except the pumpkin pie is irrelevant, and you can get that at either eatery. Thanksgiving never ends.