At BlogDailyHerald, we have an inexplicable fascination with haikus. We use them for announcing masturbators, remembering debaucherous nights down by the river and delivering the news. Herald publication has been interrupted for finals (don’t you just hate when school gets in the way of your learning?), but we bloggers haven’t yet thrown in the towel. BlogDH can’t go a day without posting a haiku on the site, so we’ve decided to introduce a new breed of poem: the Year in Reviewku. For each and every day of finals period, make room for 17 culturally aware syllables to remind you of every (Brunonian) thing you forgot mattered in 2011.
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 2/22
Ratty: Creole Jambalaya, Steamed Green Beans, Oreo Chocolate Chip Fudge Bar
V-Dub: Breaded Chicken Fingers, Baked Acorn Squash, Onion Soup, Golden Grahams S’mores Bar
Advantage: V-Dub. Not even Oreo fudge bars beat Chicken Finger Friday.
Ratty: Chicken Curry, Lemon Filet of Sole, Escarole and Bean Soup, Frosted Brownies
V-Dub: Chicken Pesto Pasta, Stir Fried Tofu, Lentil Stew, Sweet Portuguese Bread
Advantage: Ratty. Would you really like to follow up chicken pesto pasta with a bowl of lentil stew? Plus frosted brownies for the win.