At BlogDailyHerald, we have an inexplicable fascination with haikus. We use them for announcing masturbators, remembering debaucherous nights down by the river and delivering the news. Herald publication has been interrupted for finals (don’t you just hate when school gets in the way of your learning?), but we bloggers haven’t yet thrown in the towel. BlogDH can’t go a day without posting a haiku on the site, so we’ve decided to introduce a new breed of poem: the Year in Reviewku. For each and every day of finals period, make room for 17 culturally aware syllables to remind you of every (Brunonian) thing you forgot mattered in 2011.
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 2/8
Ratty: Pastito, BBQ Beef on a Bun, Cavatini, Garlicky Green Beans, Waffle Fries, Vegan Baked Acorn Squash, Swiss Fudge Cookies.
V-Dub: Kale and Linguica Soup, French Bread Pizza, Curly Fries, Green Beans with Tomatoes, Vegan Black Bean Louisiana, Swiss Fudge Cookies.
Advantage: Ratty. Waffle Fries :)
Ratty: Cheese Ravioli, Baked Ham, Braised Chicken & Pesto, Baked Sweet Potatoes, Vegan Roasted Red Beets w/ Rosemary, Custard Pie.
V-Dub: Vegan Harvest Corn Chowder, Tuscan Pork Roast, Vegetable Frittata, Creamy Smashed Sweet Potatoes, Stir-Fry Spicy Cuban w/ Beef, Custard Pie.
Advantage: Ratty. Pesto for dayssssssss.