Carbonized Fossil, Vol. 22

Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on September 17, 2004:

diamond: “I have to say that until I started visiting Mr. Frank, I had never had Jägermeister or Grey Goose,” (formerly teetotaling President Ruth) Simmons said. “Since my first visit to him, I have become an avid consumer of both.”

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