Post- Editors’ Top 10: Reasons we didn’t let you into our club

Top 10 Reasons We Didn’t Let You Into Our Club:

  1. Don’t have a vagina.
  2. “She’s really intense.”
  3. You’re so vain.
  4. U.G.L.Y. You ain’t got no alibi.
  5. Wears sneakers with khakis.
  6. Nobody likes MCM kids.
  7. You f*cking love cocaine.
  8. Ginger.
  9. WHISCO. ‘Nuff said.
  10. Saw you on BrownBares. Nice pearls.
Check out the second issue of Post-, available today. Writers discuss BrownBares, Jeff Mangum’s magnum, and wasabi-flavored macarons. Post- is published on Thursdays inside the BDH.

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