Spring Weekend Swag: Bro Tanks

This Spring Weekend, there is one thing no one should be without: booze a bro tank. If you have been on Facebook at all in the past few weeks, you have probably seen a number of events with different bro tanks you can purchase. We have taken it upon ourselves to give you the best of the bro tanks, in superlative form! Here’s to hoping your decision about which tank to purchase is easier than your attempt to purchase Spring Weekend tickets

That Tank is Sooo 10 Years Ago

This superlative goes to the Hey Ma tank in blue for reminding us of Cam’ron’s glory days in ’02.

Most Likely to Blind People

This winner has not one, but TWO tank options for you to choose from. In yellow and orange, Most Likely to Blind People goes to the neon tanks! These tanks are also runner up for That Tank is Sooo 10 Years Ago for their Cam’ron reference, and get bonus points in my book for the Binder reference on the other tank.

Least Subtle in its Party References

Nothing says “party” more than a Solo cup. So with a nod at Toby Keith, the winner of Least Subtle is the Proceed to Party tank.

Most Athletic

We can’t have a superlatives list without a few high school stereotypes, right? While bro tanks are typically associated with lacrosse players, it looks like rugby is stepping up this Spring Weekend to win the honor of Most Athletic tank.

Class Clown

Even bro tanks can be silly. The Class Clown tank goes to this tank with its drunk flamingo design.

The Most Shamelessly Promoted Tank

BlogDH has been making its rounds with a soft opening of its spring semester tank. If you’ve seen it around and would like to get your hands on one, find us here.

Most Likely to Become President (of Brown)

Well, technically, the person on this tank has already done that, but our final superlative goes to the Ruth tank, which honors Ruth’s final Spring Weekend as president. #ruthless

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