Monday, December 7
Event: become a human burrito because life is hard and winter is cold
Location: Your bed
Time: 3:00 p.m.
“Life eats away your soul eventually so you might as well taste good”
Wednesday, December 9
Event: eat a whole package of Oreos by yourself in one sitting
Time: 11:00 a.m.
See you there!!!!
Thursday, December 10
Event: Not bothering to put on pants every morning because you’re not that important
Location: Your bedroom
Time: 2:00 a.m.
“Sometimes I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you…other times I don’t even get out of bed.”
Friday, December 11
Event: become a cat & meow @ ur problems until they die
Location: Fisher Fine Arts Library, Philadelphia, PA (shoutout to UPenn)
Time: 9:00 a.m.
Saturday, December 12
Event: National Sad Boy Day
Time: 12:00 a.m.
“we r sad”
Sunday, December 13
Event: Drop out of college and eat 10 pounds of french fries
Time: 2:00 a.m. CST
“Who doesn’t love french fries”