The Sharpe Refectory
Very, very mediocre dining place. Affectionately known ONLY as “The Ratty.”
Blue, costly bear-object resting on Lamp. Technically, Untitled (Lamp/Bear).
People who didn’t give you a pillow this year. Responsible for annual chaos known as “The Housing Lottery.”
Place you spent your entire weekend without even finishing your problem set.
Chicken Finger Friday
Only thing you look forward to every week.
Free coffee, no hooks!
Place in which the friend you’re jealous of lives. Common Quotes: “We have sinks, yo.”
Hell encapsulated in 70’s era tall-ish building.
“Only” reason you’re celibate.
“Are you even on campus?”
Barus & Holley
Series of secret tunnels where everyone gets lost.
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Kabob and Curry
Inauthentic, super-expensive “Indian” restaurant. Probably created idea of naanwich.
Person who took orgo S/NC. Subject of 90% of BDSM memes.
Why you never did the readings.
Something you had before coming to Brown. The only thing deader than CS students.
People who text you at 2 am for PSET Answers. Joke’s on them, you were about to text them.