Spring Weekend Swag: Bro Tanks

This Spring Weekend, there is one thing no one should be without: booze a bro tank. If you have been on Facebook at all in the past few weeks, you have probably seen a number of events with different bro tanks you can purchase. We have taken it upon ourselves to give you the best of the bro tanks, in superlative form! Here’s to hoping your decision about which tank to purchase is easier than your attempt to purchase Spring Weekend tickets

That Tank is Sooo 10 Years Ago

This superlative goes to the Hey Ma tank in blue for reminding us of Cam’ron’s glory days in ’02.

Most Likely to Blind People

This winner has not one, but TWO tank options for you to choose from. In yellow and orange, Most Likely to Blind People goes to the neon tanks! These tanks are also runner up for That Tank is Sooo 10 Years Ago for their Cam’ron reference, and get bonus points in my book for the Binder reference on the other tank.

Least Subtle in its Party References

Nothing says “party” more than a Solo cup. So with a nod at Toby Keith, the winner of Least Subtle is the Proceed to Party tank. Continue Reading

Time-waster of the day: September 11, 2010

Today’s time-waster is perfectly fitting for the weekend: MyLifeIsBro.

An obvious parallel to FML, but bro-ier. Rate posts on how chill they are after a night spent at various frat houses.