As Wednesday Nights Hang in the Balance

Future Wednesdays?

We at Blog Daily Herald are working to continue providing you with up to date information regarding last night’s FishCo debacle.  Here is what we know:

“Yes! It’s open!”

  • One of Brown’s FishCo liaisons says that the bar will be renovated in the next month and open in time for the new year
  • Fishco’s website says that it will be holding its Grand Re-Opening on New Year’s Eve

“Find a new Wednesday hot spot”

  • The FishCo sign has been taken down from the building’s facade
  • The news was originally heard from a representative of the University’s Subcommittee on Alcohol and Other Drugs, which has members from the Undergraduate Council of Students, “student representatives from SSDP, Greek Council, Student Athletic Advisory Council, Grad Student Council, and one student from substance-free housing”
  • Cops busted 26 underage drinkers at the venue in November

If you have more information, please comment below.

**ADDITIONALLY:

Students desiring to take to the picket lines can do so by spreading the word.  A Brown student has created a “Free Fishco” t-shirt to rally for cause.


BREAKING: FishCo Confusion

There have been conflicting reports regarding the future of our beloved FishCo:

Another source says that FishCo will actually be open come January…let’s hope they’re correct! We’ll keep you posted if we hear anything more concrete.

I already had an outfit picked out for FishCo Halloween 2011…


BREAKING: The End of an Era — RIP Fishco

According to the Brown University Subcommittee on Alcohol and Other Drugs, FishCo has been closed for good. More to come as soon as we hear more. We loved you FishCo. You brought us so many debauchery-filled nights we will never forget (if we ever remembered them in the first place).

Please comment below with your condolences and Fishkus.

UPDATE: FISHCO MAY BE STAYING OPEN AFTER ALL…


Breaking news: FishCo closed tonight

Yes, your Wednesday night plans have been officially ruined. According to a Facebook event created to disseminate this information, FishCo will be closed tonight for “some remodeling and maintenance work.” Bummer.

But to make matters worse, the club’s website has some even more distressing information:

Manager’s Note: OK just to clear up all the confusion, we will NOT be closing for renovations UNTIL DEC 5th!!!!!!! RE-OPENING JAN 1ST!!!!! STAY TUNED FOR UNDATES!!!! RENOVATIONS HAVE BEGUN!!!!!

I’m sorry, clear up confusion? So you’re not closed until December 5th, but you’re reopening January 1st?

Regardless, looks like Brown students will have to find some other way to amuse themselves on Wednesday nights.


Fishkus from last night

Thank you to everyone who submitted a fishku last night!  Enjoy:

Life is like fishco
I fall and then I get up
Again and again

On the dance faloor
She would never fuck you, bitch
It’s time to stop it

I’m fishing for drank
Walking the mean streets of Prov
Be careful, my friends

That’s it, ladies and gents.  Want to submit a fishku next week?  Just email fishco@browndailyherald.com with your poem, and leave the rest to us.


Presenting: Your fishkus

Thank you to everyone who submitted a fishku!  Halloween FishCo proved to be pleasantly sloppy once again.  Enjoy:

Long lines at the co
No entrance at nine thirty!
At eleven, win.

Halloween fishco
Hot people with no clothes on
Tons of grapes yo

Fishco, oh Fishco
Guys want to have sex and put
Their hands down your pants

Fishco would have been
Fun but I had too much work
How about next year?

That’s it, ladies and gents.  Want to submit a fishku next week?  Just email fishco@browndailyherald.com with your poem, and leave the rest to us.