Abnormal studying: Finals psychosis and self-diagnoses

Finals period is that time of the year when all my neuroses stop being cute and endearing… and just become really fucking annoying. Add to that the fact that my first final is in none other than Professor Hayden’s 9 a.m. Abnormal Psych class. I wondered how studying psychological disorders would affect my already abnormal brain. So I decided to record it.

Pay attention to this. I think it provides great insight into the fragile mind of an Ivy League student. Somebody’s going to publish this shit someday.

9:30 a.m. of the day before the test. Fuck. I’m awake.

9:30:02 a.m. Do I need to go to class?

9:30:25 a.m. Whatever. I don’t care. It’s Reading Period. Screw you, Hurricane Sandy (Cohen).

9:32 a.m. ZzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzz. Continue Reading