We’ll start off with an article that’ll make you feel better about your debauchery (or Netflix use) this weekend: Laurence Steinberg of the New York Times’ “The Case for Delayed Adulthood,” which, for a change, defends millennials and our stunted growth spurts.
For the linguist: Slate‘s “Does This Name Make Me Sound High-Fat?” an excerpt of Dan Jurafsky’s newly released book, The Language of Food: A Linguist Reads the Menu, which questions whether or not our names for food items are arbitrary or actually sound like they taste.
The New York Times released a beautiful series of photographs devoted to exploring “Children of Immigrants” in America.
Then, there’s Emma Watson putting her Brown University education to work (she actually said that gender was a spectrum) at the United Nations:
*Cue accent from the Capitol* Let the games begin!
In case you didn’t already know, the Housing Lottery has moved to a completely online process. ResCouncil has started giving info sessions for how to approach the housing games. Luckily for everyone who didn’t make it, BlogDH was there to record some essential facts.
You have until March 20 to enter the lottery with your group. If you are looking for other people to enter the lottery with, be sure to check out ResCouncil’s Facebook event “Roommate Connecting.” It’s guaranteed to be at least slightly less anxiety-inducing than a Blind Bears date!
When you pick your group leader, you are picking the person that will select all of the rooms for your housing group. You want to pick someone that is responsible and generally available from 3 p.m. to 10 p.m., as those are the times that the lottery will be taking place (April 7 through April 10). If there is an emergency or a serious conflict and the selected person cannot get online to choose your rooms, you can contact Reslife and change your group leader.
Your group should receive a lottery number AND a lottery time slot. Your lottery number will just give you a sense of your ranking in the student body participating in the process. Your lottery time slot is much more important, as it will tell you what specific time your group leader needs to be on the lottery website to select rooms. Each group will get a specific 3 minute time slot. After three minutes, you can still select a room, but the group that has the next slot will also be allowed onto the system. Be aware that unless you have the first time slot, it is possible that you will log on to a system that already has the previous time slot’s group leader on it. That being said, there is no priority for time slots once you are selecting a room in those minutes; it is entirely about who clicks first. It is in your best interest to act as quickly as possible. Continue Reading
ResLife announced yesterday via email that starting this year, the housing lottery will be held online. Get ready for this year’s Housing Games: The Quarter Quell. We applaud ResLife’s move into the 21st century, but we’re also skeptical about their ability to use the internet. How will the new system work? Here are the Blog Odds:
The lottery site will crash – 1:1 After the BSA Spring Weekend tickets debacle, we don’t have much faith.
Brown-Secure will implode once and for all – 2:1
The housing lottery will be a giant game of FarmVille – 75:1 Alternatively, lottery numbers are awarded based on Neopoints.
Housing itself is moving online, and we will all live in cyberspace – 200:1
This is a scheme by last year’s lottery loser so no one shows up to Sayles and she gets first pick – 8:1
The CS concentrators will get all the good housing lottery numbers – 3:1 A.K.A. The Housing Hackathon.
This is a precursor to the next “Hunger Games” book, in which the games are held online and whomever clicks on the Cornucopia fastest wins – 150:1 Obviously, Katniss will win because her Mockingjay pin doubles as a WiFi hotspot.
Beyoncé releases another surprise album at the same time as the lottery and everyone is too conflicted to do anything – 40:1
The online lottery will go smoothly and everyone will live happily ever after – 999:1
As always, may the (Blog) odds be ever in your favor.