Eastside Marketplace too far? Your pantry emptying at an exponentially quick rate thanks to our friend Sandy? Don’t worry—our friends at dining services have notified us of a few on campus eatery re-openings for today:
Jo’s and the Gate will be opening for their normal hours tonight (6 p.m.–2 a.m,).
Poppy’s, located in the Nelson Fitness Center, will be open at 10 a.m.
The Campus Market will be open at 2 p.m. today.
We all know Sandy Cohen would approve that we’re back on our eating game—he’d hate for you to miss that bagel and schmear. That is if you think you can brave the
Now that classes are canceled again, we’re in it for the long haul, but rations might be running out and conditions are getting grimmer. The lights are flickering, heating might be going out, and oh god you haven’t had a Blue Room sandwich in over 24 hours. If Sandy (Cohen) turns out to be the 2012 Apocalypse (a bit too soon), and civilization needs to resort to desperate measures to stay alive, here’s a list of makeshift firewood for the new dark ages.
Not sure how you’d be reading this though… do iPhones still work at the end of the world?
ResLife is huddling together for warmth somewhere away from campus, so forget the $100 fine and light ‘em up!