Ladies and gents of Brown University, we have an urgent news announcement:
One out of every eight google searches for ‘Emma Watson’ (’13?) turns up a site harboring malware or other malicious software.
Bottom line, folks: that virus you think came from that massive torrent of John Mayer or your own personal Boner Jams 2012 is probably from your google search for ’emma watson’ after finding out she had a new squeeze. That is all.