Prepare yourselves, GCB regulars. Tourists are coming.

Don't look them in the eye.

… and we don’t have much time to get ready. This past Friday someone told a friend at New York magazine about this great little bar in Providence that people just have to visit. The subsequent lack of research means that New York‘s Providence installment of their Five-Point Weekend Escape Plan includes the “clandestine” GCB on their list of required pit stops.

Apparently getting drunk with undergrads is something Manhattanites just gotta do “to tap into the student-fueled alternative scene.” I guess we should feel…flattered? Though the pressure’s on — now if we order anything but local brews we’re going to look bad in front of all the invading Gothamites.